The God Simulator

By Chad Docterman

You are eternal, omnipotent God. For the past boring eternity, You have been sitting around in darkness twiddling Your thumbs wondering what the hell You are supposed to be doing and pondering where You came from and what Your purpose is and why You look like an angry old white man. Suddenly, You are hit with the desire to do something.

• Create Heaven, a place where You will live in bliss forever.
• Create angels to be Your helpers (even though You are God and really don’t need any help).