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2008-09-08T02:02:49Z
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Fark.com Photoshops & Tags

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Photoshops

For a while back in 2001 and 2002, J’raxis participated from time to time in Fark’s “Photoshop contests.” Basically the point was to take some image that the Fark editors had selected and edit in an amusing, silly, or stupid manner. Some of these things refer to long-running Fark jokes (some of which are now dead), so you probably won’t understand them.

  1. 2001-05-07: S&M Guy in Pope Mobile
  2. 2001-05-11: George Bush on Mars I
  3. 2001-05-13: Fark You, PETA
  4. 2001-05-14: Magnets and Baseball Players
  5. 2001-05-22: George Bush on Mars II
  6. 2001-08-16: Crashed Mac, Burning Printer
  7. 2001-08-21: Lifeguard and Mushroom Cloud
  8. 2001-08-25: Obnoxious Seizure Banner
  9. 2001-08-25: Jack Chick Banner
  10. 2001-10-19: All Your Arabic Are Belong to Us
  11. 2001-11-04: Satan’s Fark.com
  12. 2001-11-12: El Dildo Bandito was Here!
  13. 2001-11-12: The Tetragon
  14. 2001-11-22: Gay Fark Tag
  15. 2001-11-26: Wind-up George Bush
  16. 2001-12-18: Fark Tags
  17. 2002-01-06: Goatse.cx Professional Services
  18. 2002-10-14: Microsoft Truck

Fark Tags

“Fark Tags” are the small images that Fark uses to categorize an article appearing on the site, e.g., “newsflash,”“amusing,” or “dumbass.” J’raxis made these particularly cynical Fark Tags back in 2001, when Fark appeared to be going downhill fast.

  1. Old Joke: Everything seems to be a repeat joke on Fark…
  2. Repeat: …Or a repeat (“dupe”) article.
  3. Jingoism: You can always count on Fark for mindless patriotism.
  4. Flamewar: Describing most any comments thread.
  5. Sellout: How many articles on Fark, exactly, are paid placements?
  6. Bannerfarm: So many Fark links result in banner or popup hell…
  7. Just Ads: And sometimes they’re just ads!
  8. Spam: Starting to notice a pattern?
  9. Bullshit: Too many articles should be given this tag.
  10. Utter Crap: 90% of everything is crap. 90% of Fark is utter crap.